Life On The Murder Scene Quotes.
Life On The Murder Scene Quotes;;
My Chemical Romance(For Everyone Who Lives In A Cave)
[FRANK]:Its Always awkward pretending to play...I Kinda feel like Ashlee Simpson. Ooooh ZING!.
[CAMERAMAN]:Did you read the new Ellen Degeneres book?
[CAMERAMAN]:What did you think?
[FRANK]:It made me a lesbian. I only date girls now.
[CAMERAMAN]:I can't handle with that.
[FRANK]:You need an open mind my friend...
[GERARD]:This shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy...Pumpkin pie motherfucker.
[GERARD]:What is iiiiiiiiiiiiiit? Oh Dude Thankyou so much.
[BOB]:Whaaaaaat? Mr Bean? Yo, see, only Mr Bean I DON'T have, Thankyou Chris.
[GERARD]: OH MY GOOOOOOOOD! It's for the hampster that I'm gonna buy!! *hugs box* This is so perfect!
[CAMERAMAN]:You lost your pants again Gerard?
[GERARD]:They're not women's cut, they always fall down.
[GERARD]:The only place that really scared the shit out of me, was the Tenderloin, because we walked off the bus in my make-up & costume, & this dude across the street in front of a crack house juts goes "Better stay on that side of the street motherfucker, I'll knock you out"
[GERARD]:I am the master of the wicket.
[GERARD]:I'm sick of seeing my face, but I am allowed to be sick of seeing my face, 'coz its my fucking face. You know what I'm saying?
[FRANK]:Did you drink the last beer?
[GERARD]:Well, you know, its not my goddamned fault there was only one left...
[GERARD]:Now what happened was, I went off the sidewalk & into the bushes....And I was just like WHOOOOOOAAAAA..& like killed so many plants.
[GERARD]:This is a kickball game, this is the most fun I've had..
[FRANK]:I think we're winning, but I'm really drunk so...
[RAY]:You're a man of many talents..
[BOB]:..Steady Hands *Shakes Camera*
[RAY]:Yeah Steady Hands.
[BOB]:There's Mikey...& Gerard..
[BOB]: YO, PHIL, PAAAAAARTTTYYY TIIIIIME, EXCELLLLEEEEEENNNNTT. *Zooms in and out with the camera*
[FRANK]:When he pulled up I was just like, Did somebody order pizza?
[RAY]:Me & Gerard are 27, we've gotten past the poi--WAAH? *laughs* I just put my hand in a cupcake!!
[RAY & MIKEY]:Bob's..The Muscle..Yeah, Bob Definately doesn't take any shit...And he teaches us all never to take any shit..
[FRANK:]Bob will tell you when you're wrong..
[FRANK]:Ow Bob...OW! My Head!!
[BOB]:Are you gonna get out?
[BOB]:The man with the plan-Ray Toro.
[GERARD]:I'm Fucking fine...WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHEEEEEEEOWWWWWWW!!!!!
[RAY]:Sometimes I used to get left at truckstops, & I'd have to call them on my cellphone and be like "Hey Guys.." & they'd be like "Oh Hey man, Hows it going?" & I would go "You notice anything missing from the van.." & they'd sorta look around & be like "Oh Shit." & have to turn back round.
[FRANK]:When the water touched my balls, thats when I got scared...Thats EXACTLY what happened..
[//]:I forgot the hand sanitizer..
[FRANK]:Can you see anything wrong down there? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....
[CAMERAMAN]:Lets have a life in the day of Gerard...
[GERARD]:Coffeeeee? Going to get coffee...Thats all me.
[RAY]:Some people choose to live by coffee, Mikey's one of those people who lives by coffee.
[FRANK]:Coffee is something that my body is now physically & mentally addicted to..You gotta choose your poisons.
[MIKEY]:Look at that sexy beast-Bob Bryar. *Bob hits camera*
[FRANK]:I felt like a ghostbuster, thats famous. Ghostbuster Famous...
[RAY]:Oh? Are you hugging me?
[FRANK]:I hear the casket's heavy, but I'm like 4"9 so I'm sorta just walking under it & I'm just touching it..I don't actually get to lift it..
[MIKEY]:I'm Gonna Play our Jams in the Schoooool. xD
[MIKEY]:My favourite part was dying!!
[GERARD]:Whoa badass....Thanks maaan =, this is gonna rip...
[FRANK]:*changes dressing room signs* OOOOHH ZANYYYY!
[BRIAN]:Guys, next video, somewhere dry like a Desert..
[GERARD]:Could you flip that view screen around? So I can take a look? I got some saltwater in my eye....Oh, I'm in the shit, For sure.
[GERARD]:Come on mum, come be in my video..
I Fucking Love This. All Honesty I Watch This About Twice A Day ;)